MBG's Favorite Breakfast Recipe

MBG's Favorite Breakfast Recipe
From: Mr. Bus Guy, with method II from: Bumbazine

Ingredients:

Honey Nut Cheerios - enough to fit in my big red bowl
Milk- to cover
Spoon
newspaper or magazine


Pour Honey Nut Cheerios into bowl. Cover with milk. Utilize spoon to consume yumminess while reading. When finished, observe Marty waiting for his treat.

Method II:
Pour Honey Nut Cheerios into bowl.
Scrape the Cheerios on the counter that missed the bowl into your hand and put them in the bowl too.
Ignore the Cheerios that went on the floor, the dog will get them.
Cover with milk.
Wipe up the Cheerios and milk that slopped over the rim of the bowl onto the counter when you poured on the milk.
Ignore the Cheerios and milk that are now all over the floor, and the dog. He'll manage somehow.
Utilize spoon to consume yumminess while reading.
Put empty bowl and spon in sink.
Change shirt.
Throw milk-sodden shirt in clothes hamper.
Don't worry about milk and cereal in chair and on floor, the dog is quite adept at that sort of thing.