Wednesday, April 30, 2008

beeb's mud pie

beeb's mud pie
From: bbs2k

I discovered this recipe when I was only 5 years old...

First step, you need to find some good quality dirt. No sand, or any of that stuff the dogs play in. Turn up some earth from under that there pine tree of yours and put the hose to it.

Delicately pour into a chilled pie plate and smooth it out. Worms make for a nice topping when used in moderation, but no grass. Unless you are preparing this dish for your pet cow we can exclude all ruffage.

Allow your preparation to settle and cool in the fridge for about 20 minutes. And when your Mom asks you about the mess in her kitchen you DENY DENY DENY!

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